Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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