Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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