Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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