im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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