Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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