What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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