tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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