Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
