I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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