found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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