dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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