Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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