Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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