around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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