Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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