in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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