There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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