I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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