my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She told me I should be a condom model.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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