You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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