If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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