oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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