Your tits are I can't wait for
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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