There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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