remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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