ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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