I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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