At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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