i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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