no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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