He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I could fuck to npr.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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