Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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