i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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