Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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