I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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