How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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