i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
