is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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