honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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