I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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