no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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