Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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