dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Randomize
