Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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