so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
