Hey man sorry I got all grabby
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Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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