im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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