do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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