So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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