then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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