I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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