...so i touched it.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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