We're like a lot better than the average bears
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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