he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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